Remember when McDonald’s Happy Meal toys were legit? The battery STILL works in my Inspector Gadget multi-piece toy 20 years later. 1

Remember when McDonald’s Happy Meal toys were legit? The battery STILL works in my Inspector Gadget multi-piece toy 20 years later.

Muzzy in Gondoland (1986) 3

Muzzy in Gondoland (1986)

"Hello my future girlfriend" - '90s kids should remember stumbling on this piece of early internet gold 5

“Hello my future girlfriend” – ’90s kids should remember stumbling on this piece of early internet gold

Sky Dancers 7

Sky Dancers

Who remembers this one from 1990? 9

Who remembers this one from 1990?

Meet the Parents (2000) - Full Airport scene 11

Meet the Parents (2000) – Full Airport scene

What's left of my "pocket adventures" book collection; "Unkay" (1986) and "Gunnar; the Viking" (1987).Printed in Spain. 13

What’s left of my “pocket adventures” book collection; “Unkay” (1986) and “Gunnar; the Viking” (1987).Printed in Spain.

Sucrets Tin 15

Sucrets Tin

Whatchamacallit Candy Bar commercial 1989 17

Whatchamacallit Candy Bar commercial 1989

Evolution of The House of the Dead 1996-2018 19

Evolution of The House of the Dead 1996-2018

I can't be the only one who tried to build a bobsled out of boxes and skateboards after watching this.... 21

I can’t be the only one who tried to build a bobsled out of boxes and skateboards after watching this….

Who had Avon Perfume Pins?? 23

Who had Avon Perfume Pins??

Jonny depp anyone? 25

Jonny depp anyone?

Ozzy Osborne with Randy Rhoads 27

Ozzy Osborne with Randy Rhoads

Step by step, French Prince, and the guy who played pee wee 29

Step by step, French Prince, and the guy who played pee wee

I had the melody to the chorus of this song stuck in my head for over TWO DECADES. You cannot comprehend my elation upon rediscovering the song it was from. 31

I had the melody to the chorus of this song stuck in my head for over TWO DECADES. You cannot comprehend my elation upon rediscovering the song it was from.

The Rugrats movie on VHS 33

The Rugrats movie on VHS

Shell 35

Shell

KFC Chicken Littles c. 80s 37

KFC Chicken Littles c. 80s

Golden Axe 39

Golden Axe

Pitfall 41

Pitfall

Pee-Chee folders 43

Pee-Chee folders

Hey Now! 45

Hey Now!

The Prodigy:No Good 47

The Prodigy:No Good

At the time I (left) never would have imagined how much I would miss a job. 1997’ish 49

At the time I (left) never would have imagined how much I would miss a job. 1997’ish

BAZOOKA BUBBLE GUM 51

BAZOOKA BUBBLE GUM

Rush hour. Loved playing this game 53

Rush hour. Loved playing this game

Sam Goody welcomes N’Sync at the Sam Goody Rotunda at the Mall of America in the late 1990s. 55

Sam Goody welcomes N’Sync at the Sam Goody Rotunda at the Mall of America in the late 1990s.

“Are you hun-GRY!?” That Honey Bunches of Oats commercial from the 2000s 57

“Are you hun-GRY!?” That Honey Bunches of Oats commercial from the 2000s

Bomb Omb candy 59

Bomb Omb candy